Sex Kittens Go to College Film Details
Overview: Collins College needs a new department head for their science department. Doctors Carter and Zorch consult Thinko, the campus computer, and come up with Dr. Mathilda West, who has degrees …
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Review: This movie, along with “High School Confidential” and an even worse “College Confidential” (with Steve Allen) are among the most witless and unfunny productions, geared towards “teenagers”, coming out of Hollywood in this era of late fifties and early sixties …. how may of these films was Albert Zugsmith involved in? I just checked….all three! You’d think that there would be some nostalgic appeal in seeing Mamie Van Doren, in her prime. Or the very young and nubile Tuesday Weld, a pretty Mijanou Bardot (Brigitte Bardot’s sister). But the plot is so lame, it’s real work to get through this film. It hardly utilizes the talents of Maila Nurmi (“Vampyra”). She is reduced to a short unfunny bit as a school secretary, her beauty hidden by dorky glasses. Jackie Coogan must have felt like he was pounding the last nails in his coffin, I mean career. Fortunately, his classic turn as “Uncle Fester” on “The Addams Family” left us with some pleasant memories of the former child actor. Seeing officer Pete Malloy (Martin Milner) as a big part of this sleazy production is a side of Martin we never saw in his stiff portrayal of the LAPD officer in “Adam-12”. This movie is not easily obtained, but I got my DVD copy relatively cheap via the internet. I couldn’t quite understand why “Sex Kittens” was never shown on the late, late show, along with “High School Confidential”. I was about falling to sleep through this unfunny romp. (Really sad to see a talent like Louis Nye wasted here.) Then I perked up, as after all of the movie’s unfunny situations, we finally get to look at real Hollywood mammary glands. Some brunette does a topless striptease and had I not already been so bored by the movie’s asinine antics, I might have livened up a bit for her. So, essentially, for it’s time, “Sex Kittens Go To College” is a soft-core porn film. That’s why it never turned up on the late, late show. This film reminds me of “Orgy of the Dead”, where the director does for me what no other director besides “Sex Kitten’s” auteur has done — by the end of the movie, I’m kind of tired of watching cleavage and mammary glands. Don’t get me wrong. Movie is worth it for the early footage of Tuesday Weld. Too much footage of the goofy robot, and not enough Mijanou! But the movie, well….if it looks like a zugsmith, and smells like a zugsmith, it’s probably damn well a zugsmith.
Duration: 94 min
Also known as: Sexpot Goes to College,Teacher Versus Sexpot,The Beauty and the Robot,Teacher Was a Sexpot,Sex Kittens Go to College