Secret Rites Film Details
Overview: Pseudo-documentary about black magic.
Tagline: “What do they ACTUALLY do?”
Review: Documentary or mockumentary? That’s a question hanging over Derek Ford’s weirdly fascinating film about modern-day witchcraft. On the one hand there’s real-life “king of the witches” Alex Saunders, taking himself oh so very seriously – this is, after all, his big chance to clear up widespread misconceptions about his witchcraft activities. But on the other hand there’s Ford’s influence behind the camera – is he reporting honestly and earnestly about witchcraft? Or is he relishing the exploitative nature of the subject, and sensationalising it with tongue very much in cheek? After viewing the film I’m still not entirely sure, but a glance at Ford’s filmography – with its frequent leaning towards sex comedies and other sexploitation items – draws me towards the latter. In a deliberately camped-up opening we see a debauched orgy held at a remote château populated by witches. An innocent girl is dragged into the château, but saved from humiliation at the hands of those darned witches by her dashing lover. Cut to Alex Saunders, an actual modern day witch who rues modern culture’s prejudices towards his beliefs. We then follow the exploits of Penny, a young hairdresser who wishes to join Saunders’ coven. After meeting Saunders in a pub in Notting Hill, Penny goes through a bizarre initiation ritual and comes to learn what it takes to be a real witch. All this is narrated by Lee Peters, in a tone more suited to reading out football scores than informing us about the true face of witchcraft. The film is definitely a fascinating snapshot of a period and set of beliefs beyond the ordinary. It is interestingly shot and contains an agreeable score by The Spindle. Whether truthful or totally fictional, the film’s information is certainly absorbing if taken at face value. But ultimately it’s very hard to escape the conclusion that Saunders and Ford have totally opposing motives for making the film. This can be illustrated no better than in the ritual scenes. All the assembled witches strip naked – Saunders clearly thinks nothing of this; he sees it as a natural thing, a mere requirement of the ceremony. But Ford is a sly old fox and knows full well the “value” of full frontal nudity when trying to attract an audience. His camera lingers just a little too long. It is this contrast in intention which ultimately stands out in Secret Rites, and leads me to the conclusion that it is sexploitation rather than information. Or, to answer my initial question, mockumentary rather than documentary.
Duration: 93 min
Also known as: Secret Rites